"We used to stop and grab a towel. Now we don't stop at all." - Mark, 42
The Blanket That Ends Cleanup Anxiety
A hidden waterproof barrier absorbs up to 30 oz, so nothing ever reaches your sheets. You stay in the moment — not on damage control.
- Keeps your bed safe during the action
- Enjoy the fun, skip the cleanup anxiety
- Wash and dry in 30 minutes flat
- Soft and silent, not crinkly plastic
- Guests think it's just a throw
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This blanket absorbs up to 30 oz of liquid to keep your bed completely dry during sex. Unlike crinkly waterproof sheets that kill the mood, it features ultra-soft sherpa and micro-velvet that feels luxurious. Machine washable and dryer safe means no more stripping the entire bed at midnight.
Features a food-grade TPU waterproof barrier between plush sherpa and micro-velvet fleece layers. It's free from harmful chemicals and safe for intimate contact, while the soft fabric ensures you forget you're even on a protective blanket.
Have Worry-Free Sex on Any Day
You deserve passion, not anxiety about ruining your sheets. This waterproof blanket absorbs up to 30 oz, protecting your mattress and bedding during period sex, squirting, or any messy moment so you can stay in the moment.
Protection That Actually Feels Good
You deserve comfort, not a crinkly mood-killer. The ultra-soft dual-sided fleece feels luxurious against bare skin, so you can enjoy intimacy without the clinical, plastic feel of traditional waterproof sheets.
Quick Cleanup Means More Spontaneity
You deserve convenience, not 2am sheet changes. Simply toss it in the wash after sex and it’s dry in 30 minutes. No more stripping your entire bed or sleeping on towels — just throw down the blanket and go.
No more mood-killing cleanup.
Three numbers that change how the night ends.
of liquid absorbed by the hidden waterproof barrier — nothing reaches your sheets
to wash and dry the whole blanket — no stripping the bed at 2am
money-back guarantee — try it at home, completely risk-free
Machine washable · Dryer safe · Looks like an ordinary throw.
Why not just use a towel?
We compared, so you don't have to.
| WNX Blanket | Towels | Plastic sheets | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Blocks liquid completely (30 oz) | ✓ | ✕ | ✓ |
| Feels like a luxury throw | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
| Silent — no crinkly noise | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ |
| Big enough for two | ✓ | ✕ | ✓ |
| Wash & dry in 30 minutes | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ |
| Doubles as bedroom decor | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
Is the waterproof blanket actually leak-proof?
Yes. A food-grade TPU waterproof barrier sits hidden between the fabric layers and absorbs up to 30 oz of liquid, so nothing soaks through to your mattress or sheets.
Does it feel like a plastic sheet?
No. The surface is ultra-soft dual-sided fleece with micro-velvet and sherpa, so it feels luxurious against bare skin, not crinkly or clinical like traditional waterproof sheets.
Is it machine washable?
Yes. The entire blanket is machine washable and dryer safe. Toss it in the wash after use and it is dry in about 30 minutes, no stripping the whole bed.
What colors does it come in?
The Waterproof Intimacy Blanket is available in Red and Silver, so you can match it to your bedroom.
Is it discreet?
Yes. It looks like an ordinary decorative throw, so it blends into any bedroom and does not announce what it is for.
Protection that actually feels good, in Red or Silver.
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